The sound of trumpets is heard blowing across the mud!
A voice booms out across the realms:
Ladies and Gentlemen, citizens of Drakenwood...
Two of our most eminent citizens are about to be married!
Come now to Drakenwood Chapel, and witness...
as Yeltzin performs the ceremony in front of Kendral, the priest,
and Gunnar will be married to Handy!
Come one, Come all, tis time to Celebrate!
Nalan sits down.
Yeltzin says: We have come together here in celebration of the joining together of
Gunnar and Handy. With each union, knowledge is gained and gathered. Though we
are unable to give this knowledge to these two, who stand before us, we hope to
leave with them with this: Without love, life is nothing, without love, death has no
redemption. If we learn no more in life, let it be this.
You wizshout: pitty its ehm, at vaeliths statue not the chappel :)
You smile happily
Yeltzin says: Marriage is a bond to be entered into only after considerable thought
and reflection. As with any aspect of life, it has its cycles, its ups and its downs, its trials
and its triumphs. With full understanding of this, Gunnar and Handy have come here
today to be joined as one in marriage. Who giveth this woman away? Please speak!
You think carefully.
The majesty of a stained glass window arches high into the stone wall in front of you.
The alcove is fairly large and contains a twenty foot depressed window arch, and a
daunting statue to Vaelith - Cleric God of Justice. The stonework is beautiful and
surely only a master can be responsible for such intricate webbing and ancient
elegance. Underfoot, a red strip of carpet leads to a kneeling stone before the statue's
base. An atmosphere of repentance exudes from this place.
The lingering smell of incense drifts headily on the air.
The only obvious exit is west.
Malekith the Cheeky Swindler
Sir Nalan Monk in Exile
Baron Isaldur loves the smell of mistletoe in the morning
Beauty and the beast *cough* Lan
PROFessor Quark
Selena goes 'aww' at Dval n Scarlet.
Duke in name only
Sir Yeltzin the militant agnostic doesn't know (and neither do you)
Baron Arcus .
Kelda thinks that, maybe tomorrow, she'll find home
Fire-breathing Yautja growls loudly!
Duke Pteppic Moonstone Hero
Swifteye the drake hunter
Miss Scarlet
Eldge isn't mad, he just gets these HeaDaCHes.
Six Lord Gunnar is a tart for all times
Water Elemental
Huge mountain tiger
Large Timber Wolf
Statue of Vaelith
'ehm' You say with a cool gaze.
'kelda?' You ask mightily.
Yeltzin nods to Kelda solemnly.
Gunnar shrugs helplessly.
'I'm not giving the goods,' Gunnar says sternly, 'just receiving'
'euh,' Kelda says lightly, 'ok'
Yeltzin cheers enthusiastically.
Kelda gladly gives handy away to anyone
Scarlet giggles inanely.
Malekith chuckles politely.
You grin at Gunnar mischievously.
Yeltzin raises an eyebrow.
Scarlet grins at Kelda mischievously.
Arcus grins evilly.
Yeltzin asks: Like a stone should your love be firm like a star should your love be
constant. Let the powers of the mind guide you, let the strength of your wills bind
you together, let the power of love make you happy, and the strength of your
dedication make you inseparable. If anyone knows of such truths, that this union
of hearts may not take place - please speak now or forever hold thy tongue.
You crack your knuckles.
Yeltzin asks: Handy, in the name of the spirit of the Gods, by the life that courses
within your blood and the love that resides within your heart, take Gunnar. Promise to
love him wholly and completely without restraint, in sickness and in health, in plenty
and in poverty, in life and beyond, where you shall meet, remember, and love again.
Please say 'I do'.
'i do!' Scarlet exclaims.
'I do I do I do I dooooo' You say forcefully.
'oh,' Scarlet says, 'sorry'
Scarlet blushes furiously
Yeltzin kicks Scarlet.
'NO!' Malekith exclaims softly, 'I DO!'
You frown at Scarlet in intense concentration.
'me too' Gunnar says mightily.
Yeltzin asks: Gunnar, in the name of the spirit of the Gods, by the life that courses
within your blood and the love that resides within your heart, take Handy. Promise to
love her wholly and completely without restraint, in sickness and in health, in plenty
and in poverty, in life and beyond, where you shall meet, remember, and love again.
Please say 'I do'.
'im spartacus' Arcus says appealingly.
'I do' Gunnar says authoritively.
Yeltzin cheers enthusiastically.
You snigger at Arcus.
'I know you do' Duke says captivatingly.
You beam at Gunnar happily.
Gunnar waves his hand dismissively and suddenly all of the duplicates of him vanish!
Oh gawd, it's him again...
Yeltzin says: By the power vested in me by God Larnen and the Western Realms,
I now pronounce you husband and wife. May your love so endure that its flame
remains a guiding light unto you. You may now kiss the bride.
Yeltzin proclaims Gunnar and Handy are now united in the sacred state of marriage.
Torallion wipes his brow in relief.
Quark rocks the mud with a flood of coruscating energy,
illuminating the heavens with a blinding burst of infernal fire.
Yeltzin rocks the mud with a flood of coruscating energy,
illuminating the heavens with a blinding burst of infernal fire.
Gunnar kisses you passionately.
Selena beats Arcus to death with a heavy object.
Yeltzin slings the mighty bloodstone into the sky, an eerie red glow envelops
the land as drops of blood trickle from the heavens, empowering House
Bloodstone
Pteppic cheers enthusiastically.
You beam happily.
Duke calls on Lythia to shake the realm in a tempest of spiritual voices!
A troop of soldiers appear over the horizon...
As they draw near you notice them dragging a chained and screaming newbie!
One speaks forth 'This one didn't heed my words!
Bunny says: "congrats :D"
They then execute the poor unfortunate and continue on their way!
Scarlet jumps up and down on Torallion.
Handy prays to the Gods and pulls out her SOCKS! You whimper before
the powerful holy artifact and the divine aroma wafts your way as though
it had a mind of its own....
You reveal your soul as an offering of holy justice! Vaelith rises, shadowed
against a holy sky, blanketing the realm in white fire as he blesses the most
powerful of his holy clerics!
Yautja spreads his wings and takes off vertically, high into the sky, before
swooping down and spraying torrents of fire all around you!
Torallion cheers enthusiastically.
You raise a hand, surrounded by the light of a new day, and calls upon the
might of the House Alluminas to protect Drakenwood from the tides of
darkness
Selena cheers enthusiastically.
Gunnar snogs you good and proper.
Selena smiles happily.
Scarlet lowers her head, her heart thundering with the beat of the mighty
stag. Slowly her head rises with a menacing glower of strength. A fierce
battering of hooves ensues signalling a stampede of stags, crushing all who
dare stand before them.
Torallion pouts at Scarlet miserably.
Kelda rocks the mud with a mighty roar: 'Hail Fighters!'
while hurling the corpse of her latest victim into orbit!
Pteppic rocks the mud with a flood of coruscating energy,
illuminating the heavens with a blinding burst of infernal fire.
Kelda lets out a mighty nag. A thunderous sound chills Moloch's heart as
the wives of Drakenwood Town scowl at their husbands in support of the
Neglected Wives Clan.
Kelda reveals her soul as an offering of holy justice! Vaelith rises, shadowed
against a holy sky, blanketing the realm in white fire as he blesses the most
powerful of his holy clerics!
Selena huggles Gunnar.
Gunnar slings the mighty bloodstone into the sky, an eerie red glow
envelops the land as drops of blood trickle from the heavens, empowering House
Bloodstone
Isaldur cheers enthusiastically.
Kelda raises a hand, surrounded by the light of a new day, and calls upon the
might of the House Alluminas to protect Drakenwood from the tides of
darkness
Nalan summons a tiny raincloud, which rains gently for a while.
Gunnar lets out a mighty roar. A thunderous sound chills your heart as the bears
of drakenwood forest growl in unison in support of the bear clan.
Scarlet commands the animals of the Realms to rally to the call of the Rangers,
and everywhere animals and birds break from cover and take to song! The
Realms resound to the symphony of the Natural World!
Beauty calls on Lythia to shake the realm in a tempest of spiritual voices!
Strato cheers enthusiastically.
Selena huggles you.
Gunnar moans for his love, Handy
Torallion rocks the mud with a mighty roar: 'Spammy Players!'
while hurling lightning bolts at everyone!
You beam happily.
Scarlet rocks the mud with a flood of coruscating energy,
illuminating the heavens with a blinding burst of infernal fire.
You bounce.
Arya slings the mighty bloodstone into the sky, an eerie red glow envelops
the land as drops of blood trickle from the heavens, empowering House
Bloodstone
Gunnar shouts into the wind, and flights of birds take to the sky, wheeling
in formation to spell out the words.... Rangers Forever!
Geiko tells you: eek i missed it
Quark smiles at Gunnar happily.
Isaldur creates a whirlwind of stormclouds that send lightning and rain
lashing in all directions with incredible fury!
Gunnar rocks the mud with a flood of coruscating energy,
illuminating the heavens with a blinding burst of infernal fire.
Arcus claps briefly
Quark hugs you.
A red flame comes up from the ground and consumes Quark
Eldge cries havoc and lets slip the Ferret of War!
Torallion commands thunder to roll across the land!
'congrats handy' Nalan says sarcastically.
Torallion rocks the mud with a flood of coruscating energy,
illuminating the heavens with a blinding burst of infernal fire.
You tell Geiko: *cuddles its ok* :)
You beam happily.
The majesty of a stained glass window arches high into the stone wall in front of you. The alcove is fairly large and contains a twenty foot depressed window arch, and a daunting statue to Vaelith - Cleric God of Justice. The stonework is beautiful and surely only a master can be responsible for such intricate webbing and ancient elegance. Underfoot, a red strip of carpet leads to a kneeling stone before the statue's base. An atmosphere of repentance exudes from this place.
The lingering smell of incense drifts headily on the air.
The only obvious exit is west.
Torallion doesn't use reverse psychology
Strato the Follower of the Way
Malekith the Cheeky Swindler
Sir Nalan Monk in Exile
Baron Isaldur loves the smell of mistletoe in the morning
Beauty and the beast *cough* Lan
Selena goes 'aww' at Dval n Scarlet.
Duke in name only
Sir Yeltzin the militant agnostic doesn't know (and neither do you)
Baron Arcus .
Kelda thinks that, maybe tomorrow, she'll find home
Fire-breathing Yautja growls loudly!
Duke Pteppic Moonstone
Hero Swifteye the drake hunter
Miss Scarlet
Eldge isn't mad, he just gets these HeaDaCHes.
Lord Gunnar is a tart for all times
Water Elemental
Huge mountain tiger
Large Timber Wolf
Statue of Vaelith
Torallion climbs up your trouser leg, daring you not to acknowledge the
power of the Ferret Clan
Eldge lowers his head, his heart thundering with the beat of the mighty
stag. Slowly his head rises with a menacing glower of strength. A fierce
battering of hooves ensues signalling a stampede of stags, crushing all who
dare stand before them.
You french Gunnar deeply.
Scarlet congratulates Handy and Gunnar
Eldge commands the animals of the Realms to rally to the call of the Rangers,
and everywhere animals and birds break from cover and take to song! The
Realms resound to the symphony of the Natural World!
Torallion lowers his head, his heart thundering with the beat of the mighty
stag. Slowly his head rises with a menacing glower of strength. A fierce
battering of hooves ensues signalling a stampede of stags, crushing all who
dare stand before them.
Gunnar frenches you deeply.
Torallion lets out a single shrill whistle. In an instant the sky is filled with the
flapping of wings as hundreds of birds break from cover and circle overhead!
You beam happily.
[Cleric] Duke cheers for Handy enthusiastically.
Kelda stares at you coldly. "You said they would be here, and you lied. For
that, you shall pay."
Geiko tells you: only got attracted to the screen cause of the "pretty colours"
have been idle all day doing my damn house work
[Cleric] Paramedic plants a bomb under Handy.
Swifteye joins the song of the moon which drifts from the wilderness, his eyes
glinting dangerously yellow. Wolves speckle your vision as the song imparts a
bloody image of the hunt, and howls fill the gentle wind.
You tell Geiko: doh
You look at Handy
Handy walks along quietly, a troubled frown showing that she is deap in thought.
She stops suddenly and looks at you. Uttering a prayer to the gods she peers
into your very soul, before turning away with a knowing grin.
She is a female human.
Handy is married to Gunnar.
She is in excellent condition.
She is carrying:
Handy's Wedding Ring
Brides' veil (worn)
Wedding Crown (worn)
Wedding Dress (worn)
A wedding posey
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Nalan waves.
Nalan floats away on his magic cloud, with the stars following him west
Gunnar cheers enthusiastically.
Handy lobs her posey
Torallion apologises for being idl...late
You drop A wedding posey.
You gaze at the sky with wide, innocent eyes.
Yeltzin closes his eyes and whispers something.
You beam happily.
Scarlet wipes the tears from her eyes.
Isaldur crows Dock-a-loodle-fod! and heads west bag.
Beauty cheers enthusiastically.
Cataclysmic forces rend the very fabric of space!
Lightning arcs from the heavens!
From the heart of the inferno, a commanding voice resounds
Yeltzin booms "thank god taste in women isn't hereditary!"
'i love a good wedding :)' Scarlet says.
You wear Handy's Wedding Ring.
Torallion mutters about drakenwood transport beam
Selena shouts in Farsi: Congrats you two
You beam happily.
Malekith chuckles politely.
Gunnar closes his eyes and whispers something.
Gunnar closes his eyes and whispers something.
[Honey Handy] hiya ;)
[Honey Gunnar] hello
Gunnar moans for his love, Handy
[Honey Gunnar] welcome back
Arya slings the mighty bloodstone into the sky, an eerie red glow envelops
the land as drops of blood trickle from the heavens, empowering House
Bloodstone
Torallion cheers for you enthusiastically.
Torallion comforts Gunnar.
'bah' Malekith says inaudibly.
Gunnar slings the mighty bloodstone into the sky, an eerie red glow envelops
the land as drops of blood trickle from the heavens, empowering House
Bloodstone
'stop spamming!' Scarlet exclaims. (this was due to Swifteye and Malekith repeatedly trying to steal off each other!)
Yeltzin closes his eyes and whispers something.
Swifteye grins evilly.
[Honey Handy] yeh :) *beam*
Malekith cries bitterly.
'thanks for coming!!!!!' Gunnar says strongly.
You agree whole-heartedly.
You beam happily.
Duke speaks the words to a quiet prayer. Abruptly, the whole room becomes
utterly silent!
Selena kisses Strato passionately.
It is very quiet here.... 'thanks everyone' You say with a slow grin.
Strato kisses Selena passionately.
Yeltzin rends the heavens asunder with a word of power that echoes around the
Realms. The sky becomes a sea of fire bathing the land in an eerie red glow.
You feel panic rising and glance at the roof of the warmage tower. Silhouetted
against the sky a lone figure seems to be laughing.
Yeltzin slings the mighty bloodstone into the sky, an eerie red glow envelops
the land as drops of blood trickle from the heavens, empowering House
Bloodstone
Selena tells you: no probs ;)
Beauty tells you: lol - i didn't know i was only about 1 room away
Beauty tells you: giggles
You tell Selena: *beam* :)
Demon frenches Malekith deeply.
Malekith chuckles politely.
You tell Beauty: *giggle*
[Honey Gunnar] its a major lag we are causing
Beauty tells you: awwwwww you used my sedding :)
Beauty tells you: wedding even :)
Yeltzin shouts in Farsi: right! thats enough of that...wheres the beer??
You tell Beauty: *noddles*beams*
Beauty tells you: Congrats :)
Gunnar snogs you good and proper.
It is very quiet here.... You shout in Farsi: your too young for beer yeltzin, get to
bed you naughty boy and say your prayers!
Yeltzin has landed. God help us all!!
[Honey Handy] pub?
[Honey Gunnar] sure
You wizshout: masons retreat!
Arcus glares at you causing you to panic, you run away west
Large Demon crashes off after Arcus.
Torallion leers.
Duke leaves west.
Yeltzin buggers off west
Torallion yells 'Puppy Power!' and soars off somewhere
You beam happily.
You snuggle with Gunnar.
(after some walking...)
Inside the Mason's Retreat. So named because the owner built it originally so he
could escape his nagging wife, and over the years, metamorphosed into a Public
House. The wooden panelled walls have a massive selection of tools mounted on
them, possibly donated by the local labourers. The furnishings are simple, but
sturdy they look as if they could withstand a fair amount of bashing about, which
is probably just as well.
There are two obvious exits: east and west.
Sir Yeltzin the militant agnostic doesn't know (and neither do you)
Torallion doesn't use reverse psychology
Angor the Landlord
Five Dark Ales
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Angor exclaims in Farsi: You do not have enough silver for that!
Angor exclaims in Farsi: You do not have enough silver for that!
Highwayman enters.
Torallion sniggers.
Arya enters.
Scarlet stalks in looking for a bite to eat.
You mock Yeltzin outrageously.
You spot a curious shape in the shadows.
Peering closer you see that it is a hapless newbie, pin-cushioned with finely
crafted arrows.
A magpie which was feasting on the body caws unnervingly, and strangely
you seem to be able to understand its words...
'Gunnar told me to say: "to the pub we go!!!!!"'
You stumble away, fighting the urge to puke on your boots.
Yeltzin fishes through his pockets examining some money.
Yeltzin buggers off east
Arya smiles happily.
Pteppic will enter the room now!
Pteppic enters.
Pteppic will leave west now!
Pteppic leaves west
Arya takes Dark Ale.
Arya downs a Dark Ale.
Torallion pulls 4 Bottles of gin out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls 4 Bottles of tequila out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls 4 Bottles of vodka out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls 5 Bottles of whiskey out of his sleeve.
Arya cheers enthusiastically.
Arya takes four Dark Ales.
Pteppic will enter the room now!
Pteppic enters.
Torallion pulls Bottle of whiskey out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls Bottle of vodka out of his sleeve.
Arcus enters silently
Large Demon crashes in, following Arcus.
Arya gives her Dark Ale to Scarlet.
Arcus looks at Highwayman.
Pteppic will leave east now!
Pteppic leaves east
Arya gives you her Dark Ale.
Torallion drops 5 Bottles of vodka.
Torallion drops 6 Bottles of whiskey.
Torallion drops 4 Bottles of tequila.
Torallion drops 4 Bottles of gin.
You cheer enthusiastically.
Highwayman bows before Arcus.
A group of men jump out of the trees and surround you.
You recognise them as Gunnar Hood's band of men!
One of them steps forward, and points his bow at you...
Gunnar Hood says: "last one there pays the tab!"
They flee taking all your gold and jewellery.
You cheer enthusiastically.
You beam at Arya happily.
Arcus takes Bottle of tequila.
Arcus downs a bottle of tequila.
Arya downs a Dark Ale.
Gunnar ambles in
Gunnar smells honey and charges out west
Something made Leefuss turn up.
Gunnar ambles in
Gunnar smells honey and charges out east
Arcus takes Bottle of tequila.
Gunnar ambles in
Gunnar smells honey and charges out west
Gunnar ambles in
Arcus takes Bottle of tequila.
Arya gives her Dark Ale to Gunnar.
Large Timber Wolf stalks in.
Leefuss tips his hat.
Cc enters chasing a puppy
Cc leaves chasing a puppy west
Arya cheers enthusiastically.
Arya takes Bottle of vodka.
Arya downs a bottle of vodka.
Arcus downs a bottle of tequila.
[House Alluminas Handy] drinks at masons retreat (angor) -Handy-
Arcus downs a bottle of tequila.
Gunnar pokes Leefuss in the ribs.
Yeltzin has landed. God help us all!!
You beam happily.
Ahhhhh, now that's a good drink!
Arya takes Bottle of vodka.
Arya downs a bottle of vodka.
The tankard shatters as it hits the ground.
Yeltzin drops 10 Party Hats.
'hey oldtimer' Gunnar says mightily.
You cheer enthusiastically.
You cheer enthusiastically.
Yeltzin drops 9 Party Blowers.
You cheer enthusiastically.
You sing a drunken song.
You take Party Hat.
Yeltzin drops 8 Party Poppers.
Beauty enters.
Arya takes Party Blower.
Torallion grins evilly.
You take Party Blower.
You have nowhere free to wear your hat.
Arcus takes Party Hat.
Gunnar takes Party Blower.
Gunnar takes Party Blower.
Torallion pulls White and Red Present out of his sleeve.
Gunnar takes Party Blower.
Arya takes Party Hat.
Torallion pulls Blue and Purple Present out of his sleeve.
Gunnar takes Party Blower.
Arya removes her Burnished Helm.
Yeltzin takes Party Hat.
Arya wears her Party Hat.
Torallion gives you his Blue and Purple Present.
Arcus drops Party Hat.
You snigger.
Yeltzin removes his War Crown.
Torallion gives his White and Red Present to Gunnar.
Arcus takes Party Blower.
You blow hard into the party horn. It makes a loud noise that sounds like the grik
farting.
Yeltzin wears his Party Hat.
You bounce.
Gunnar blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like Lloth
having a bad hair day.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Leefuss wibbles merrily.
Beauty takes Bottle of tequila.
Yeltzin takes Party Popper.
Beauty downs a bottle of tequila.
Gunnar blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like a
necromantic ritual gone wrong.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Arya blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like Lloth
having a bad hair day.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
You cheer enthusiastically.
You eagerly tear the wrapping off the present, only to discover another, slightly
smaller present inside!
Torallion makes tsking motions at Beauty.
You notice Highwayman trying to pick Beauty's pocket!
You unwrap the present and grin with delight as you discover a large bar of
chocolate inside. Unable to resist, you wolf it down quickly and lick your lips
guiltily.
Gunnar drops Party Blower.
Gunnar drops Party Blower.
Gunnar drops Party Blower.
Arya giggles inanely.
Arcus takes Bottle of gin.
Arya sings about beer.
Arcus takes Bottle of gin.
'chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' You say with a cool gaze.
Arya takes Bottle of gin.
Scarlet sits down.
Arcus takes Bottle of gin.
Gunnar rolls his eyes as he unwraps a pair of socks.
Arcus downs a bottle of gin.
Arcus downs a bottle of gin.
Beauty fishes through her pockets examining some money.
You beam at Torallion happily.
Arcus downs a bottle of gin.
Yeltzin takes Party Blower.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
Torallion grins mischievously.
Arya fishes through her pockets examining some money.
Arbadak enters.
Yeltzin blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like
Soulcrusher with a sore throat.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
'brb' Torallion says wildly.
Arya downs a bottle of gin.
Masons Retreat
There are two obvious exits: east and west.
Arbadak er din far
Beauty and the beast *cough* Lan
Sir Yeltzin the militant agnostic doesn't know (and neither do you)
Lord Gunnar is a tart for all times
Leefuss ums.
Baron Arcus .
Miss Scarlet
Arya the Highway Robber
Torallion doesn't use reverse psychology
Large Timber Wolf
Large Demon
Angor the Landlord
Four Party Blowers, Seven Party Hats, Seven Party Poppers, Six Bottles of
whiskey, Three Bottles of vodka and Two Dark Ales
Torallion yells 'Puppy Power!' and soars off somewhere
Gunnar takes Party Popper.
Arya hiccups.
You bounce.
Yeltzin takes Bottle of whiskey.
Yeltzin downs a bottle of whiskey.
'i'm smashed outta my gourd' Arya says.
Arcus blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like
Soulcrusher with a sore throat.
Yeltzin takes Bottle of whiskey.
Arbadak takes Bottle of whiskey.
Yeltzin downs a bottle of whiskey.
Arbadak downs a bottle of whiskey.
Gunnar drops Party Popper.
'oops.' Leefuss says.
Yeltzin takes Bottle of vodka.
Yeltzin downs a bottle of vodka.
Arya takes Party Popper.
You put the bottle to your lips and quickly down its contents. Dizziness overtakes
you for a moment as you try to maintain your balance. Wow, what is in that stuff?
The bottle shatters as it hits the ground.
Arcus takes Bottle of vodka.
Arcus takes Bottle of vodka.
Arbadak takes Party Blower.
Arbadak blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like the
grik farting.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Arbadak drops Party Blower.
You put the bottle to your lips and quickly down its contents. Dizziness overtakes
you for a moment as you try to maintain your balance. Wow, what is in that stuff?
The bottle shatters as it hits the ground.
Yeltzin fishes through his pockets examining some money.
You are just about to pass out as it is!
Arya stumbles drunkenly.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Gunnar snogs you good and proper.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale. Arya takes Party Popper.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Angor collects some silver from Yeltzin.
Yeltzin drops Dark Ale.
Arya takes five Party Poppers.
Yeltzin takes a look at the menu.
Beauty takes Party Blower.
'lets get pissed!!!!' Gunnar says with a cool gaze.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
Beauty takes Party Hat.
Gunnar takes Dark Ale.
Gunnar takes Dark Ale.
Gunnar takes Dark Ale.
Gunnar downs a Dark Ale.
Yeltzin agrees whole-heartedly.
'wheee' You say sternly.
You hear a loud BANG! as Arya pulls the string on a party popper and silly string
flies into the air.
The string flies through the air and lands in Leefuss's hair!
Yeltzin takes Dark Ale.
Yeltzin takes Dark Ale.
'1 for me' Gunnar says with a cool gaze.
Yeltzin downs a Dark Ale.
Arya giggles inanely.
Yeltzin downs a Dark Ale.
Oh gawd, it's him again...
Arya drops 6 Party Poppers.
Gunnar gives you his Dark Ale.
Beauty takes Dark Ale.
Torallion drops 10 Thimbles of Blue Water.
Torallion drops 9 Skullbusters.
Torallion drops 10 Kormak's Trollbloods.
Arya takes Party Popper.
Beauty downs a Dark Ale.
Gunnar downs a Dark Ale.
You cheer enthusiastically.
Ahhhhh, now that's a good drink!
Yeltzin cheers enthusiastically.
Beauty looks at her surroundings.
The tankard shatters as it hits the ground.
You hear a loud BANG! as Arya pulls the string on a party popper and silly string
flies into the air.
You are just about to pass out as it is!
Torallion coughs noisily.
'i just drank 3 bottles of vodka and 3 bottles of gin and im still sober' Arcus says
thoughtfully.
Beauty wears her Party Hat.
'2 for me' Gunnar says impressively.
Arya giggles inanely.
Yeltzin takes Skullbuster.
Gunnar gives you his Dark Ale.
Yeltzin looked dazed after downing a Skullbuster.
Beauty blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like the
grik farting.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Arya blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like
Soulcrusher with a sore throat.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Beauty smiles happily.
Beauty pukes on her shoes violently.
Beauty farts drunkenly.
Yeltzin sings a little ditty.
You cheer enthusiastically.
Beauty farts drunkenly.
Arcus takes Skullbuster.
You catch Yeltzin trying to pick your pocket!
Arcus takes Skullbuster.
Gunnar looks at his surroundings.
Leefuss takes Skullbuster.
'hmm,' You say sternly, 'I think I'm awww no, bleughh'
Torallion grins at Yeltzin mischievously.
Arya pukes on her shoes violently.
Arcus looked dazed after downing a Skullbuster.
You catch Yeltzin trying to pick your pocket!
Arcus looked dazed after downing a Skullbuster.
Leefuss looked dazed after downing a Skullbuster.
The following people have committed crimes against you.
Yeltzin tried to steal some coins from you at Thu Jun 19 22:14:00 2003
Yeltzin tried to steal some coins from you at Thu Jun 19 22:14:08 2003
Torallion pulls Bottle of whiskey out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls Bottle of gin out of his sleeve.
Arya cheers for Yeltzin enthusiastically.
Torallion downs a bottle of gin.
Torallion downs a bottle of whiskey.
Torallion downs a bottle of gin.
You notice Yeltzin trying to pick Swifteye's pocket!
Beauty looks at the Party Popper.
Beauty sings about beer.
You notice Arya trying to pick Yeltzin's pocket!
You notice Swifteye trying to pick Yeltzin's pocket!
Torallion pulls Bottle of vodka out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls 2 Bottles of tequila out of his sleeve.
Beauty stumbles drunkenly.
Torallion downs a bottle of tequila.
Arya cackles demonically.
Arya farts drunkenly.
Gunnar takes Skullbuster.
Arcus takes Party Popper.
Arcus takes Party Popper.
Beauty looks at her surroundings.
Torallion beams happily.
Beauty takes Party Popper.
You notice Yeltzin trying to pick Swifteye's pocket!
You wizshout: rite, I want a vote, do I rebuke yeltzin for being stupid enough
to give me revenge?
You hear a loud BANG! as Beauty pulls the string on a party popper and silly string
flies into the air.
Gunnar drops Skullbuster.
Yeltzin falls down laughing.
Arya shouts in Farsi: no!
Bunny tells you: no :P
Beauty blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like the
grik farting.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Beauty sings about beer.
You tell Bunny: *grin*
Beauty blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like
Soulcrusher with a sore throat.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Torallion pulls Black and Red Present out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls Black and Black Present out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls Green and Blue Present out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls White and Pink Present out of his sleeve.
Leefuss feels drunk.
Beauty blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like
Soulcrusher with a sore throat.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
'crap' Arya says.
Arcus drops Party Popper.
You bounce.
Beauty blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like
Soulcrusher with a sore throat.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Scarlet giggles inanely.
Beauty blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like the
grik farting.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Torallion unwraps a present and stares bemusedly at the silly tie within.
Beauty blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like
Soulcrusher with a sore throat.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
You blow hard into the party horn.
It makes a loud noise that sounds like Baal after eating something (or someone)
that disagreed with his delicate insides.
Torallion wears his Silly Tie.
Beauty blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like a
necromantic ritual gone wrong.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
'im about 400 silver up on you now yeltz ;)' Swifteye says peacefully.
Arcus sings a drunken song.
Beauty blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like the
grik farting.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Arcus takes Skullbuster.
Arya looks at her surroundings.
Yeltzin shouts in Farsi: yey *hic* for democracy!
Beauty tries to blow into a party horn but it just comes apart in her hands.
Arya takes Thimble of Blue Water.
Torallion gives his Green and Blue Present to Beauty.
Arya sups some water, then almost falls over!
Arcus looked dazed after downing a Skullbuster.
Ameda shouts in Farsi: what would a rebuke from an immortal do?
Beauty smiles at Torallion happily.
Arya takes Dark Ale.
You sing about beer.
Arya takes Bottle of whiskey.
Torallion gives his Black and Black Present to Scarlet.
Beauty farts drunkenly.
Gunnar shouts in Farsi: turn the night into day for about 5 seconds?
You shout in Farsi: not enough
Beauty takes Skullbuster.
'mwuahah?' Yeltzin asks merrily.
Arya takes Kormak's Trollblood.
Gunnar sings about beer.
Beauty looked dazed after downing a Skullbuster.
Arya looks a bit odd.
Arya huggles Beauty.
You are just about to pass out as it is!
Arcus falls down laughing.
Leefuss stumbles drunkenly.
Gunnar sings a little ditty.
You beam happily.
Arya beams happily.
Beauty hugs Arya.
'more drink!' You exclaim with a cool gaze.
Gunnar takes Thimble of Blue Water.
Arya licks Demon.
'more drink!' You exclaim authoritively.
Beauty giggles inanely.
Gunnar sups some water, then almost falls over!
Yeltzin seems to shrink and diminish, until he finally resembles himself once again.
Torallion points at nothing in particular.
Arya frenches Demon deeply.
You are just about to pass out as it is!
You look on jealously as Beauty opens a present, grins delightedly and wolfs
down the chocolate that was inside.
Yeltzin pukes on his shoes violently.
Yeltzin looks at Arya.
You notice Swifteye trying to pick Yeltzin's pocket!
Beauty beams happily.
'hope nobody twans's in hewe' Arya says.
Swifteye grumbles.
Yeltzin looks at Swifteye.
'thats some hard stuff!' Gunnar exclaims strongly.
You flutter your eyelashes at Gunnar seductively.
Torallion grins at Gunnar mischievously.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
Swifteye agrees with Arya whole-heartedly.
Gunnar farts drunkenly.
Yeltzin sidles up beside Swifteye and makes a sudden grab for his bag. He easily
evades the attempt and hurls Yeltzin to the ground!
Gunnar frenches you deeply.
You blow hard into the party horn. It makes a loud noise that sounds like you
when you wake up in the morning.
Angor collects some silver from Beauty.
Beauty feels drunk.
Gunnar sings a drunken song.
Beauty drinks a glass of Whisky.
Swifteye grins evilly.
Swifteye looks at Yeltzin.
Yeltzin sidles up beside Swifteye and makes a sudden grab for his bag. They
grapple for a while, but Yeltzin is forced to back off empty-handed!
Yeltzin sighs deeply.
Leefuss cant handle his drink and goes home early.
Beauty sidles up to Angor and starts flirting outrageously with him.
Angor looks as if his brain has turned to mush!
Arya looks at Yeltzin.
Leefuss collects his camel and goes home.
Swifteye sidles up beside Yeltzin and makes a sudden grab for his pouch. They
grapple for a while, but Swifteye is forced to back off empty-handed!
You cheer for Beauty enthusiastically.
Swifteye looks a bit odd.
You notice Arya trying to steal Yeltzin's Party Blower! Yeltzin notices, and hurls
Arya to the ground.
Beauty giggles inanely.
'ah well' Swifteye says tranquilly.
You stumble drunkenly.
Arya sings about beer.
'i need more booze' Demon says in Demonish.
'we're both crap' Swifteye says calmly.
You are just about to pass out as it is!
Angor licks Beauty all over.
Yeltzin nods solemnly.
Gunnar hiccups.
Ahhhhh, now that's a good drink!
The tankard shatters as it hits the ground.
'i need more booze' Demon says.
Yeltzin burps gasily.
Large Demon growls.
Arya cackles demonically.
Gunnar smiles happily.
Yeltzin casts a spell at Swifteye.
Swifteye starts bumbling around blindly!
Beauty giggles inanely.
'more drink!' You exclaim with a cool gaze.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
Yeltzin stumbles drunkenly.
Gunnar takes Kormak's Trollblood.
Yeltzin falls down laughing.
Gunnar drinks a Kormak's Trollblood special.
Arya snuggles with Demon.
Masons Retreat
There are two obvious exits: east and west.
Hero Swifteye the drake hunter
Torallion doesn't use reverse psychology
Beauty and the beast *cough* Lan
Sir Yeltzin the militant agnostic doesn't know (and neither do you)
Lord Gunnar is a tart for all times
Baron Arcus .
Miss Scarlet
Arya the Highway Robber
Large Timber Wolf
Large Demon
Angor the Landlord
Four Party Poppers, Seven Thimbles of Blue Water, Eight Kormak's
Trollbloods, Six Dark Ales, Three Party Blowers, Six Party Hats and
Two Bottles of whiskey
Demon feels drunk.
Arya looks at Yeltzin.
You burp rudely.
You stagger drunkenly.
Arya downs a bottle of whiskey.
Arya drops her bottle.
Torallion pulls 4 Bottles of whiskey out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls Bottle of gin out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls 3 Bottles of vodka out of his sleeve.
Torallion pulls 2 Bottles of tequila out of his sleeve.
Torallion drops 4 Bottles of whiskey.
Torallion drops 2 Bottles of tequila.
Torallion drops 3 Bottle of vodka.
Torallion drops Bottle of gin.
Torallion drops Black and Red Present.
You cheer enthusiastically.
Demon considers making a kebab out of someone
Arcus stumbles drunkenly.
Arya takes Bottle of vodka, Bottle of tequila and three Party Poppers.
'me ish drunk' Beauty says excitedly.
Arya drops 3 Party Popper.
Arya drops Bottle of tequila.
Arya drops Bottle of vodka.
Arya drops Kormak's Trollblood.
Arya drops Dark Ale.
Arya drops Thimble of Blue Water.
Arya drops Party Blower.
Arya drops Burnished Helm.
Arya drops Grey Bag.
'I think I'm gonna passh out after thish wedding'sh festivitiesh' Gunnar says impressively.
Arya takes Grey Bag.
Scarlet takes Bottle of vodka.
Arya takes Burnished Helm.
Arya sings a drunken song.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
Scarlet downs a bottle of vodka.
'so ish I' You say authoritively.
Scarlet smiles happily.
Arcus takes Dark Ale.
You notice Swifteye trying to pick Yeltzin's pocket!
'congratsh to the bride and grrom' Beauty says eagerly.
Arcus downs a Dark Ale.
You cuddle up close to Gunnar.
Gunnar takes Thimble of Blue Water.
Arya shouts in Farsi: yeah!!!!
'than yash' Gunnar says authoritively.
You notice Yeltzin trying to pick Beauty's pocket!
'silly demon' You say mightily.
Beauty stumbles drunkenly.
Gunnar sups some water, then almost falls over!
Arya takes Kormak's Trollblood.
You are just about to pass out as it is!
'heyyyyy' Beauty says eagerly.
Arya giggles inanely.
'this is fun' Arya says.
Yeltzin gazes at the sky with wide, innocent eyes.
Demon pukes on his shoes.
Beauty slaps Yeltzin.
Yeltzin pouts miserably.
Duke smiles happily.
Arya snuggles with Yeltzin.
Gunnar blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like a
necromantic ritual gone wrong.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Beauty pecks Yeltzin on the cheek.
Arcus blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like
Lloth having a bad hair day.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
[Honey Gunnar] we can sure start a party
Arya takes Party Blower.
Arya blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like the
grik farting.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
[Honey Handy] yep :) its a skill
Gunnar takes Bottle of tequila.
Scarlet takes Party Popper.
Gunnar downs a bottle of tequila.
You hear a loud BANG! as Scarlet pulls the string on a party popper and silly string
flies into the air.
Demon pukes on his shoes violently.
You are just about to pass out as it is!
Arya shouts in Farsi: three cheers for farting griks!!!
Beauty cheers for Scarlet enthusiastically.
Beauty pukes on her shoes violently.
You take Party Popper.
Demon takes Party Blower.
Arya blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like the
grik farting.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Demon blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like the
grik farting.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Scarlet smiles at Beauty happily.
Yeltzin hiccups.
Gunnar faints dead away.
Yeltzin pukes on his shoes violently.
You feel drunk.
Arya sings a drunken song.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
You drop Party Popper.
Arya hiccups.
Arya frenches Demon deeply.
Yeltzin blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like you
when you wake up in the morning.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Arya drinks a Kormak's Trollblood special.
Beauty feels drunk.
Torallion pulls Party Popper out of his sleeve.
Demon frenches Arya deeply.
You hear a loud BANG! as Torallion pulls the string on a party popper and silly string
flies into the air.
Arya sings about beer.
Yeltzin takes Party Popper.
Duke drops Party Popper.
Beauty hugs Torallion.
Demon fondles Arya.
Clara enters.
Gunnar takes Black and Red Present.
Arya takes Party Popper.
Clara blinks in disbelief.
Torallion smiles at Beauty happily.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
Scarlet cuddles up close to Beauty.
Arya farts drunkenly.
You look on jealously as Gunnar opens a present, grins delightedly and wolfs
down the chocolate that was inside.
Beauty sings a drunken song.
Arya squeezes Demon fondly.
Clara looks a bit odd.
You bounce.
Beauty takes Bottle of gin.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
Beauty downs a bottle of gin.
Arya snogs Demon good and proper.
Gunnar pukes on his shoes violently.
You hear a loud BANG! as Arya pulls the string on a party popper and silly string
flies into the air.
Yeltzin casts a spell and suddenly there are 7 Yeltzins here!!!
Arya cheers enthusiastically.
Ash enters.
Arya looks at her surroundings.
'I got socksh!' Gunnar exclaims strongly.
Torallion pulls Red and Green Present out of his sleeve.
Duke takes Party Popper.
Torallion drops Red and Green Present.
You infect Yeltzin with the lithp curthe! Yeltzin looks a bit odd.
Gunnar gives you his purple socks.
'yey!' Yeltzin exclaims cheerfully, 'socks!'
You cheer for Gunnar enthusiastically.
Duke drops Party Popper.
'socksh!' You exclaim impressively.
'socks fow evewyone!' Arya exclaims.
Handy prays to the Gods and pulls out her SOCKS! You whimper before
the powerful holy artifact and the divine aroma wafts your way as though
it had a mind of its own....
Beauty giggles at Gunnar inanely.
Arya cheers enthusiastically.
'hold em for me *hic* dear' Gunnar says sternly.
Arcus vanishes from the Western Realms.
You nod solemnly.
Yeltzin drops 2 Party Poppers.
'of course dear' You say impressively.
Clara takes Party Blower.
Gunnar takes Red and Green Present.
Yeltzin drops Party Blower.
Arya sings a drunken song.
Clara blows hard into a party horn and makes a loud noise that sounds like the
grik farting.
You hear a strange noise from nearby.
Arya sings a drunken song.
Arya takes three Hot Chocolates (with marshmallows!).
'yer *hic* wanna *hic* ya bast a present too?' Gunnar asks impressively.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
Arya gives her Hot Chocolate (with marshmallows!) to Beauty.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
Yeltzin removes his Party Hat.
Yeltzin drops Party Hat.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
Yeltzin wears his War Crown.
Gunnar ponders the situation.
Arya puts 2 hot chocolates into her Grey Bag.
Arya puts 2 bottles into her Grey Bag.
Arya puts a burnished helm into her Grey Bag.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
Arya cackles demonically.
You snigger at Gunnar.
Gunnar cries bitterly.
Torallion sniggers at Gunnar.
Arya takes Bottle of vodka.
Yeltzin unwields his Iron Mace.
Yeltzin puts a mace into his Pouch of Plenty.
Arya downs a bottle of vodka.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
Gunnar screams loudly.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
You fall down laughing.
You fall down laughing.
Arya takes Kormak's Trollblood.
Beauty giggles inanely.
Arya giggles inanely.
Gunnar stomps on the ground like a furious elephant.
Arya burps gasily.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
Yeltzin takes Kormak's Trollblood.
You fall down laughing.
Yeltzin drinks a Kormak's Trollblood special.
Torallion ruffles Gunnar's hair.
Arya sings a drunken song.
Arya giggles inanely.
Beauty falls down laughing.
Yeltzin takes Kormak's Trollblood.
Gunnar stomps present.
Yeltzin drinks a Kormak's Trollblood special.
Yeltzin burps gasily.
Arya licks Yeltzin.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
Arya looks at her surroundings.
Yeltzin takes Kormak's Trollblood.
You fall down laughing.
Yeltzin drinks a Kormak's Trollblood special.
You fall down laughing.
'keeps fighters entertained all night' Torallion says twitchily.
Yeltzin takes Kormak's Trollblood.
'wtf!' Gunnar exclaims with a slow grin.
Arya purrs at Beauty as contentedly as a cat.
Ash takes Party Hat.
Arya farts drunkenly.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
You fall down laughing at Torallion.
Gunnar pukes on his shoes violently.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
'raaaaaar!' Yeltzin exclaims cheerfully.
Arya giggles inanely.
Gunnar unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
You puke on your shoes violently.
Yeltzin nibbles on Arya.
'I'm too *hic* drunk to messh with presentsh' Gunnar says forcefully.
Yeltzin feels drunk.
Beauty squeaks cutely.
'give me another drink *hic* please' Gunnar says mightily.
Arya giggles inanely.
Gunnar drops Small Red and Blue Present.
You give your Skullbuster to Gunnar.
Arya looks at the Small Red and Blue Present.
Arya sings about beer.
You beam happily.
You are just about to pass out as it is!
Yeltzin sings about beer.
Arya purrs at you as contentedly as a cat.
You take Small Red and Blue Present.
You eagerly tear the wrapping off the present, only the discover another, slightly
smaller present inside!
You burp gasily.
You eagerly tear the wrapping off the present, only the discover another, slightly
smaller present inside!
You eagerly tear the wrapping off the present, only the discover another, slightly
smaller present inside!
You eagerly tear the wrapping off the present, only the discover another, slightly
smaller present inside!
You eagerly tear the wrapping off the present, only the discover another, slightly
smaller present inside!
You eagerly tear the wrapping off the present, only the discover another, slightly
smaller present inside!
You eagerly tear the wrapping off the present, only the discover another, slightly
smaller present inside!
'wish did ya spill my pint?? had some bridesmadesh for me to make passesh at...'
Yeltzin says cheerily.
'it saysh I can't have it dear' Gunnar says impressively.
You snigger.
You frown in intense concentration.
Torallion pats you on the head.
You pay 30 silver coins for a pale ale.
You give your Pale Ale to Gunnar.
Torallion pulls Purple and Red Present out of his sleeve.
'I won't passh out I *hic* awww no, bleughh' Gunnar says with a slow grin.
Torallion drops Purple and Red Present.
You grin mischievously.
'I promise' Gunnar says strongly.
You take Purple and Red Present.
You unwrap the present and grin with delight as you discover a large bar of
chocolate inside.
Unable to resist, you wolf it down quickly and lick your lips guiltily.
You cheer enthusiastically.
Torallion mutters under his breath.
Gunnar grins evilly.
Yeltzin bongs like a complete Holborn.
Gunnar looks at his surroundings.
Torallion pulls Yellow and Blue Present out of his sleeve.
Torallion drops Yellow and Blue Present.
Yeltzin mocks Torallion outrageously.
Gunnar looked dazed after downing a Skullbuster.
You beam happily.
You put the bottle to your lips and quickly down its contents. Dizziness overtakes
you for a moment as you try to maintain your balance. Wow, what is in that stuff?
You notice Yeltzin trying to pick Torallion's pocket!
'wow' Gunnar says authoritively.
You take Yellow and Blue Present.
Yeltzin sings a drunken song.
Torallion scowls at Yeltzin disapprovingly.
You eagerly tear the wrapping off the present, only to discover another, slightly
smaller present inside!
You eagerly tear the wrapping off the present, only to discover another, slightly
smaller present inside!
You unwrap the present and grin with delight as you discover a large bar of
chocolate inside. Unable to resist, you wolf it down quickly and lick your lips guiltily.
'when will yer yer my best mate, like my boy' Gunnar says sternly.
Yeltzin blames you.
Torallion boggles at the concept.
You fart drunkenly.
'far too much chocolate around' Torallion says wildly.
You fall down laughing at Gunnar.
Lan appears from the shadows.
Beauty sings a drunken song.
Gunnar sings about beer.
'chocolate ish good' You say with a slow grin.
Torallion pulls White and Orange Present out of his sleeve.
You look on jealously as Torallion opens a present, grins delightedly and wolfs
down the chocolate that was inside.
Yeltzin agrees whole-heartedly.
Torallion cheers enthusiastically.
Beauty cheers for Lan enthusiastically.
'when will yer *hic* learn my boy' Gunnar says sternly.
Yeltzin pukes on his shoes violently.
Torallion pulls White and Red Present out of his sleeve.
Torallion unwraps a present and stares bemusedly at the silly tie within.
Yeltzin takes Dark Ale.
'yeltzin *hic* never learnsh' You say with a slow grin.
Torallion gives his Silly Tie to Gunnar.
Gunnar burps gasily.
Lan hugs you.
Beauty kisses Lan passionately.
'sssshutit!' Yeltzin exclaims with a smile.
Lan hugs Gunnar.
You hug Lan.
You push Yeltzin around.
Torallion pulls Yellow and Gold Present out of his sleeve.
As Torallion opens a present, there is a loud schlooooop! as a kind of green,
sticky, goo explodes from within, covering you from head to toe!
'I tried soo hard to bring that boy up right' Gunnar says mightily.
Torallion cheers enthusiastically.
Gunnar cries bitterly.
You cheer for Torallion enthusiastically.
Scarlet cheers for Torallion enthusiastically.
Lan nuzzles Beauty happily.
Torallion struts about proudly.
You comfort Gunnar.
Beauty takes Hot Chocolate (with marshmallows!).
'hish brother ish even worse!' Gunnar exclaims with a cool gaze.
'er all gooed' Torallion says edgily.
Yeltzin is just going through a phase
'he must yer my best mate, like a regressive gene' You say forcefully.
You cheer enthusiastically.
'good kidsh yer my best mate, like just hard to find' Gunnar says strongly.
'goooo' You say impressively.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
You smash the bottle.
Torallion looks at you.
You wield Broken bottle.
You feel drunk.
Torallion sniggers.
'yer looking at me?' You ask sternly.
'more alcehol' Gunnar says authoritively.
You roar ferociously.
Torallion flexes his muscles.
You giggle inanely.
Beauty takes Bottle of tequila.
Torallion spills Gunnar
Yeltzin looks at Torallion.
You take Hot Chocolate (with marshmallows!).
Beauty downs a bottle of tequila.
You dodge a marshmallow and gulp down the hot chocolate.
Gunnar pukes on his shoes violently.
You think carefully.
Gunnar smiles happily.
You take Bottle of vodka.
You drink the vodka and feel its warmth spread inside you.
Gunnar wears his Silly Tie.
'congrats you 2' Lan says cooly.
Lan waves.
'better' You say sternly.
Lan bows.
You beam at Lan happily.
'than yash' Gunnar says forcefully.
Torallion splutters at Yeltzin in an exasperated fashion.
You take Bottle of whiskey.
You drink the whiskey and feel its warmth spread inside you.
Beauty takes Hot Chocolate (with marshmallows!).
You take Bottle of whiskey.
You drink the whiskey and feel its warmth spread inside you.
Beauty takes Bottle of vodka.
Torallion removes his Silly Tie.
Torallion gives his Silly Tie to Yeltzin.
Gunnar takes Bottle of vodka.
Lan vanishes from the Western Realms.
Lan removes his Lan's Wedding Ring.
Yeltzin cheers enthusiastically.
Beauty stumbles drunkenly.
Yeltzin wears his Silly Tie.
Gunnar downs a bottle of vodka.
You beam happily.
Gunnar burps gasily.
Yeltzin insults everyone's mother.
'that went down ya bast' Gunnar says impressively.
You swear on your mother's bones.
Beauty farts drunkenly.
Gunnar pukes on his shoes violently.
You fall down laughing.
'be nice to ya mother boy' Gunnar says impressively.
You agree with Gunnar whole-heartedly.
Gunnar faints dead away.
Yeltzin kicks you.
'awww no, bleughh to your father yer naughty boy' You say strongly.
'you;re not my realy *hic* mother!' Yeltzin exclaims gleefully.
'it doesnt *hic* matter' You say authoritively.
Gunnar wakes.
Yeltzin mumbles something unintelligible slapper.
Torallion sidles up beside Yeltzin and tries to rip off his worn tie. He manages
to rip it from Yeltzin!
Yeltzin removes his Silly Tie.
Gunnar takes Kormak's Trollblood.
Beauty takes Bottle of vodka.
Beauty downs a bottle of vodka.
'I'm your *hic* wonderful step-mother like it!' You exclaim impressively, '~'
Yeltzin farts drunkenly.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
Yeltzin kicks Torallion.
You fall down laughing at Torallion.
Torallion gives his Silly Tie to Yeltzin.
Beauty sings about beer.
Torallion sniggers.
Beauty takes Bottle of whiskey.
Beauty downs a bottle of whiskey.
Beauty pukes on her shoes violently.
Beauty takes Bottle of tequila.
You are just about to pass out as it is!
Scarlet sulks in the corner.
'if I passh *hic* out,' Gunnar says with a slow grin, 'splash a little water on me
would yer did ya spill my pint??'
Yeltzin casts a very silly spell that makes it rain on him for a couple of minutes.
You drop Whisky.
Yeltzin speaks a word of power, and the room fills with a fine mist.
'dry ice!' Yeltzin exclaims with a smile.
You snigger.
Beauty burps gasily.
Torallion looks at his surroundings.
'ahh' Gunnar says with a slow grin.
You sing about beer.
Gunnar feels drunk.
Torallion takes Small Gold and Red Present.
You take Thimble of Blue Water.
Torallion unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
You are just about to pass out as it is!
'now thatsh luxury' Gunnar says with a slow grin.
Torallion unwraps a present, and looks bemused as he finds another one inside.
Yeltzin nods solemnly.
Yeltzin feels drunk.
You burp rudely.
'cold alcehol' Gunnar says impressively.
You manage to scrape the goo off your body.
Beauty burps gasily.
Vx tells you: hello
'why am I gooey?' Gunnar asks with a slow grin.
Torallion opens his present and finds 50,000,000 gold coins inside!
You tell Vx: hello
'besidesh....' Yeltzin says gleefully, 'the lessh well yer can see *hic* ya bast wife
the happier youll be'
'torallion did it *hic*!' You exclaim forcefully.
You fart drunkenly.
'I'll take that ya bast if yer divun want it *hic*' Gunnar says mightily.
Yeltzin sings about beer.
Vx replies to you: can you ask your illiterate spouse to leave me alone :)
You slap Yeltzin.
Torallion fishes through his pockets examining some money.
Beauty fishes through her pockets examining some money.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
You tell Vx: I'm married to gunnar, not yeltzin ;)
Yeltzin glares at you stonily.
Torallion gives some money to Gunnar.
Gunnar farts drunkenly.
Gunnar sweeps himself across the dance floor.
'I'm rich!' Gunnar exclaims mightily.
You tell Vx: yeltzin was doing the ceremony
Torallion fishes through his pockets examining some money.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Money
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Copper: 807
Platinum: 50
Gold: 69
Silver: 930,326
Electrum: 397
Chocolate 34
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Torallion nods solemnly.
Yeltzin cheers enthusiastically.
You beam happily.
Gunnar fishes through his pockets examining some money.
You sup the water carefully, and initially feel no ill effects, then suddenly it
kicks in and you nearly collapse in a heap.
Vx replies to you: ahh..I miss these things....maybe I should give a toss ;)
Gunnar giggles inanely.
Gunnar feels drunk.
You tell Vx: *laf*
'whhoo eeee' Gunnar says with a slow grin.
Scarlet takes Party Popper.
You hear a loud BANG! as Scarlet pulls the string on a party popper and silly string
flies into the air.
Yeltzin burps gasily.
'daaaaaad...' Yeltzin says gladly, 'can i have a tenner to go *hic* to heurgh cinema?'
Torallion pulls Party Popper out of his sleeve.
You hear a loud BANG! as Torallion pulls the string on a party popper and silly string
flies into the air.
The string flies through the air and lands in your hair!
'sure' Gunnar says forcefully.
Torallion looks at you.
Yeltzin cheers enthusiastically.
Torallion sniggers.
'aww' Scarlet says.
'but he hash to say hish prayersh when he getsh back' You say sternly.
'whatever it wash that yer said' Gunnar says sternly.
Torallion smirks at Scarlet.
'i want silly string in my hair!' Scarlet exclaims.
Torallion rolls his eyes.
Yeltzin feels drunk.
You look at Handy Handy walks along quietly, a troubled frown showing that she is deap
in thought. She stops suddenly and looks at you. Uttering a prayer to the gods she peers
into your very soul, before turning away with a knowing grin.
She is a female human.
Handy is married to Gunnar.
She has some silly string in her hair!
She is in excellent condition.
She is carrying:
Empty bottle
Empty bottle
Empty bottle
Empty bottle
Empty mug
Broken bottle (wielded in left hand)
purple socks
Handy's Wedding Ring (worn)
Brides' veil (worn)
Wedding Crown (worn)
Wedding Dress (worn)
Party Blower
Wizards Boardreader
You cheer enthusiastically.
'string!' You exclaim with a cool gaze.
Yeltzin screams loudly.
You sway in the breeze.
You blow hard into the party horn. It makes a loud noise that sounds like a
necromantic ritual gone wrong.
Gunnar sings about beer.
Yeltzin waves.
You beam happily.
You wave to Yeltzin.
'where did everybody go?' Gunnar asks with a cool gaze.
Torallion shrugs helplessly.
'they got lost' You say sternly.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
Torallion takes Party Hat.
Torallion wears his Party Hat.
Torallion boogies the night away.
'guessh I'm a smart one then..' Gunnar says with a cool gaze, 'I never moved!'
You sweep Torallion across the dance floor.
You cheer for Gunnar enthusiastically.
'itsh *hic* your ranger skillsh dear' You say strongly.
Torallion schwinggs at you.
You finally disentangle the string from your hair.
You nuzzle Gunnar happily.
Gunnar smiles happily.
'guessh what though' Gunnar says strongly.
You mutter a few mystical words. Your bottle glows with magic.
You mutter a few mystical words. Your bottle glows with magic.
You mutter a few mystical words. Your bottle glows with magic.
Gunnar cries bitterly.
You mutter a few mystical words. Nothing seems to happen.
You mutter a few mystical words. Your bottle glows with magic.
'ah well,' Torallion says edgily, 'time for the big clean up'
You mutter a few mystical words. Your mug glows with magic.
'I'm gonna have to go to work soon' Gunnar says sternly.
You giggle inanely.
Torallion looks at himself.
Torallion removes his Party Hat.
The mist in the room begins to dissipate.
You mutter a few mystical words. Your bottle glows with magic.
bless socks
You close your eyes and begin a a prayer to Jeroth. You demand he answers your
request, for it is for his holiness you fight. You speak of how he possesses the perfect
protection against the evil in the land, how he affects your existence. Almost at once,
it begins to emit a soft, green radiance. Jeroth has answered your prayer.
Torallion giggles inanely.
bless hat
You close your eyes and begin a a prayer to Jeroth. You demand he answers your
request, for it is for his holiness you fight. You speak of how he possesses the perfect
protection against the evil in the land, how he affects your existence. Almost at once,
it begins to emit a soft, green radiance. Jeroth has answered your prayer.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
You grin mischievously.
'I'll keep the tie' Gunnar says with a cool gaze.
You beam happily.
'you two go off and...' Torallion says manically, 'consummate'
Torallion twitches spasmodically.
You remove your Wedding Dress.
You gaze at the sky with wide, innocent eyes.
Torallion screams loudly.
bless dress
You close your eyes and begin a a prayer to Jeroth. You demand he answers your
request, for it is for his holiness you fight. You speak of how he possesses the perfect
protection against the evil in the land, how he affects your existence. Almost at once,
it begins to emit a soft, green radiance. Jeroth has answered your prayer.
Torallion looks away
Scarlet giggles inanely.
You beam happily.
'not here!' Torallion exclaims jitterly.
You gently slip into this stunning dress. The feel of silk on your skin goes someway to
calming the butterflies in your stomach. If nothing else, you will look amazing.
'oh' You say mightily.
'I *hic* divun have time' Gunnar says strongly.
Gunnar frowns in intense concentration.
'get.' Torallion says twitchily, 'a. room :)'
'but scarlet *hic* and dval divun *hic*!' You exclaim forcefully.
'true' Torallion says jitterly.
'dear,' Gunnar says authoritively, 'honeymoon when I come *hic* back'
You nod to Gunnar solemnly.
You cuddle up close to Gunnar.
You fart drunkenly.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
'divun like *hic* a match' Gunnar says sternly.
Gunnar looks at his surroundings.
Scarlet giggles inanely.
'we go *hic* on honymoon to alforpia yeh?' You ask mightily.
'sure,' Gunnar says sternly, 'gotta protect me from the big animalsh over there though'
You hiccup.
Gunnar kisses you passionately.
You nod solemnly.
'bye bye' Gunnar says sternly.
You kiss Gunnar passionately.
Torallion grins evilly.
'bye darling' You say mightily.
Torallion makes retching noises.
You kick Torallion.
'ow' Torallion says while poinging up and down.
'awww no, bleughh gonna be hard,' Gunnar says impressively, 'getting *hic* back to
yer my best mate, like guild'
Torallion hops like a bunny rabbit.
You fall down laughing.
Gunnar waves.
Gunnar smells honey and charges out west
Large Timber Wolf stalks out.
Gunnar ambles in
Large Timber Wolf stalks in.
'wrong way' Gunnar says mightily.
You fall down laughing.
Gunnar giggles inanely.
You hiccup.
Gunnar smells honey and charges out east
Large Timber Wolf stalks out.
You beam happily.
You wave.
Torallion tips his hat.
You hug Torallion.
Torallion takes 5 Thimbles of Blue Water.
You hug Scarlet.
Torallion smiles happily.
'ta for coming' You say authoritively.
You beam happily.
[Honey Gunnar] heh, traveling drunk is hell
You fart drunkenly.
[Honey Handy] try flying ;)
[Honey Handy] it can be fatal
[Honey Gunnar] hehehe
[House Alluminas Handy] night all -Handy-
[Cleric Handy] night all :)
[Monk Handy] night all :)
[Cleric] Duke waves.
Eldge shouts: Gnight y'all
Eldge cries havoc and lets slip the Ferret of War!
Paramedic tells you: bye
[Honey Handy] bye ;) I gotta go as well, catch you later :)
Paramedic tells you: *hands you a bomb as you go*
[Honey Gunnar] I'll try to be on later.. depends on if they keep on night shift
[Honey] Gunnar waves
You tell Paramedic: *is so drunk she lights it and thinks its a christmas pudding*
Paramedic tells you: christmas puddings do explode :-)
[Honey] Handy waves to Gunnar.
Gunnar moans for his love, Handy
Paramedic tells you: given sufficent brandy
Gunnar lets out a mighty roar. A thunderous sound chills your heart as the bears
of drakenwood forest growl in unison in support of the bear clan.
You burp gasily.
Gunnar shouts into the wind, and flights of birds take to the sky, wheeling
in formation to spell out the words.... Rangers Forever!
Gunnar rocks the mud with a flood of coruscating energy,
illuminating the heavens with a blinding burst of infernal fire.
Handy prays to the Gods and pulls out her SOCKS! You whimper before
the powerful holy artifact and the divine aroma wafts your way as though
it had a mind of its own....
You reveal your soul as an offering of holy justice! Vaelith rises, shadowed
against a holy sky, blanketing the realm in white fire as he blesses the most
powerful of his holy clerics!
Gunnar slings the mighty bloodstone into the sky, an eerie red glow envelops
the land as drops of blood trickle from the heavens, empowering House
Bloodstone
Bunny throws the head of her most recent victim high into the air!
Arya slings the mighty bloodstone into the sky, an eerie red glow envelops
the land as drops of blood trickle from the heavens, empowering House
Bloodstone
You raise a hand, surrounded by the light of a new day, and calls upon the might of the
House Alluminas to protect Drakenwood from the tides of
darkness
Kelda raises a hand, surrounded by the light of a new day, and calls upon the might of the
House Alluminas to protect Drakenwood from the tides of
darkness
Kelda reveals her soul as an offering of holy justice! Vaelith rises, shadowed
against a holy sky, blanketing the realm in white fire as he blesses the
most powerful of his holy clerics!
Kelda rocks the mud with a mighty roar: 'Hail Fighters!'
while hurling the corpse of her latest victim into orbit!
You sing about beer.
Yeltzin rends the heavens asunder with a word of power that echoes around the
Realms. The sky becomes a sea of fire bathing the land in an eerie red glow.
You feel panic rising and glance at the roof of the warmage tower. Silhouetted
against the sky a lone figure seems to be laughing.
Yeltzin Mwuahahahahahas manicaly. even if his stepmother -is- an evil old hag.
Yeltzin slings the mighty bloodstone into the sky, an eerie red glow envelops
the land as drops of blood trickle from the heavens, empowering House
Bloodstone
Beauty calls on Lythia to shake the realm in a tempest of spiritual voices!
Scarlet lowers her head, her heart thundering with the beat of the mighty
stag. Slowly her head rises with a menacing glower of strength. A fierce
battering of hooves ensues signalling a stampede of stags, crushing all who
dare stand before them.
Kelda lets out a mighty nag. A thunderous sound chills Moloch's heart as
the wives of Drakenwood Town scowl at their husbands in support of the
Neglected Wives Clan.
Scarlet commands the animals of the Realms to rally to the call of the Rangers,
and everywhere animals and birds break from cover and take to song! The
Realms resound to the symphony of the Natural World!
You sing a drunken song.
You wizshout: rite, yeltzin, I'm so drunk that I'll breathe on you and put you comatose
You wizshout: night :)
Yeltzin shouts in Farsi: where as normaly you do it by sheer brute force and halitosis!
You shout in Farsi: yesh and?
Yeltzin shouts in Farsi: nowt ;)
See you another time!
The bottle shatters as it hits the ground.
The bottle shatters as it hits the ground.
The bottle shatters as it hits the ground.
The bottle shatters as it hits the ground.
The mug shatters as it hits the ground.
The bottle shatters as it hits the ground.
You unwield your Broken bottle.
You remove your Wedding Dress.
You remove your Brides' veil.
You remove your Wedding Crown.
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